Happy Friday my Jersey peeps, hope you are surviving another snowy day in Boston because it’s time to discuss the kids from the Shore of Jersey. Was it just me or was last nights show a total snooze fest? I mean really lets get some funny going kids, I’m here for the giggles so lets step it up ok.
Things we love
Sammi and Ronnie-Thank you, thank you, thank you MTV for giving those two an ambien and having them sleep through most of the show. Let’s try that trick more often.
Papa Snooks-big Papa laid down the law and told Snooks to check herself or her azz was getting ripped right outta the Shore.
The Situation-people can only handle so much and Mikey decided to tone down the tool routine this week and for that we heart The Situation today.
Deena-maybe she is a party in a glass, because can hang with anyone. Snooks is no where to be found so she tears it up with MVP. How scary was the fact that she brought home a Ronnie look a like? Ewwww. Does this mean she want to do both Ronnie and the Situation? Time for the brain bleach.
Jwoww-for giving Sammi a lesson on how to break up with a douche. All you need is a duck phone and an audience. Pay attention Sammi Puuuhleeeez.
Pauly D-just for his little one liners that made this week tolerable, Roger that. Poor Pauly D and Vinny were so bored this episode that they decided to make a Flip video interview of Jwoww’s boobage. Yes, it will at some point and time be on You tube I am sure.
Snooki-after spending some quality time in the local pokey, Snooks decides to give up the hooch, well you know except her Pinot on Thursday nights, can’t give it all up. Yup ok we get it, baby steps and all. She knows she’s addicted to 3 things bronzer,boys and booze…I think she may have a problem with Ed Hardy too but hey that’s just me. But why give up addictions as long as you can admit to them right? Sure yup ok.
Ronnie part deux-How.Dare.You. What is wrong with you MTV? I just gave you thanks for having Ronnie sleep through the episode and you send in Ronnie part deux. Why, what did we ever do to you? This idiot is just as big of a tool as the Original. Sometimes less is more, so just stop, ok.
Jwoww vs.Tom-oh boy this may be the ‘roid rage that ends it all, because boyfriend cleaned her out after she broke up with him. He took the bed, a watch, her computer hard drive(imagine what’s on that bad boy), and it seems like he cleaned out her Pay Pal account because we got a shot of her looking at that and then crying. The good news is that her puppies are alive and headed to the Shore, where they are bound to get good and drunk with Auntie Snooks.
Jersey Shore airs on Thursday nights at 10 pm Eastern Time in Boston on MTV. That’s channel 210 for the FIOS peeps.
So what did you think, will Jwoww tell Tom to beat it for good? Will Snooks lay of the bottle for a bit? Give your opinion in the comment section below.