So far Jersey Shore Season 3 has been everything MTV and the Jersey Shore cast promised — outrageously ridiculous, hilarious mindless entertainment especially on the relationship front.
Jersey Shore Season 3 Spoilers! (Warning — don’t look if you don’t want to know!)
While you were attempting to adjust your television set to reduce the orange glow, perhaps you missed one of the most outrageous moments of the hour-long Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 7. So let me count them down for you, then weigh in on your favorite moment.
Consider this an apology for the overwhelming Ronnie-Sammi references, but they’re relationship has just gotten that outrageous that it can’t be ignored.
Outrageous Moment #5: Pauly’s Mistaken for a Girl – Sammi’s so obsessed with Ronnie not talking to other girls she mistakes Pauly for a girl. Yup, that was Pauly, not some hot chick, talking and walking with Ronnie on the boardwalk. Come on, Sam we know you’re rightfully seething over Miami, but now you’re seeing things.
Outrageous Moment #4: Moving the Bed and the Boobs – As if Deena and Snooki trying to move Sammi’s bed out of her room and down the steps wasn’t hilarious enough – Deena’s boobs have to go getting in the way. Nothing like having to adjust the girls to fit them and the bed through the stairway.
Outrageous Moment #3: JWoWW Outrageous Outfit – If JWoWW was trying to wear something that Roger would remember – she did just that. Dressed in black leather chaps, a leather bra, and asking to be hand cuffed JWoWW’s outfit rivaled anything the sexy Jersey Shore star has ever worn television (ncluding her New Year’s Eve nipple pasties).
Outrageous Moment #2: Sammi Moves Out (for the night) – Finally, Sammi followed through on her threat to leave the Shore house. Perhaps the most outrageous part of her departure was Ronnie’s question “so you’re going to walk away from this.” By this point in their relationship both of them should be running in opposite directions.
Outrageous Moment #1: Ronnie and Sammi’s Bleep Fest – With Sammi screaming “I hate you” at the top of her lungs, Ronnie trying to move her bed out of the room with her still on it, and MVP trying to keep the two apart – the fight between Ronnie and Sammi rivaled the biggest ever in reality tv history. There’s little doubt more bleeps were ever used in a single 5 mintue clip than what the two foul-mouth Jersey Shore stars required.
What was your favorite moment of Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 7? Leave a comment below.
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