So far Jersey Shore Season 3 has been everything MTV and the Jersey Shore cast promised — outrageously ridiculous, hilarious mindless entertainment … to say the least. But then again, what would Jersey Shore be without drama and jaw-dropping moments?
Jersey Shore Season 3 Spoilers! (Warning — don’t look if you don’t want to know!)
While you were attempting to adjust your television set to reduce the orange glow, perhaps you missed one of the most outrageous moments of the hour-long Jersey Shore Season 3 premiere. So let me count them down for you, then weigh in on your favorite moment.
Outrageous Moment #5: Vinny’s Shower Caddy — What more can you say about a guido who brings a shower caddy to the shore? It’s outrageously hilarious and that’s why Vinny’s quickly becoming one of our favorites!
Outrageous Moment #4: JWoWW’s reaction to Sammi — If you thought Pauly and Sitch had the best facial reactions — not so! JWoWW takes the cake in the Jersey Shore Season 3 premiere when she nearly gags after spotting Sammi in the “best” bedroom.
Outrageous Moment #3: Sammi and Ronnie’s room choice — Ronnie and Sammi set up an awkward situation immediately when instead of picking one of the two two-bed bedrooms, the on-again-off-again couple opts for the biggest, nicest room which just so happens to have 3 twin beds in it. One by one the roommates make a U-turn at the bedroom door — except for The Situation, who gets forced into bunking in what Pauly dubs the “boring” room.
Outrageous Moment #2: Vinny’s One Night Stand — Vinny had sex with who? Yup, that’s right, the biggest off-season shocker comes out on the first night in Seaside as Snooki confronts Vinny about his one-night stand with her BFF, Ryder. (Which she just so happen to walk in on … awkward!) But what makes this outrageous moment even more outrageous is it started with Snooki accusing Vinny and Deena of flirting and ended with Snooki trying to hook up with Vinny only to be turned down.
Outrageous Moment #1: Deena’s First Impression — Deena, Deena, Deena. This girl deserves the most outrageous moment of the Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 1 for so many reasons. Her first night antics from being ridiculously drunk, to giving Mike an accidental strip tease, calling Sammi the c-word, instigating a huge first night catfight, and getting Ronnie to admit he wishes Angelina would return — all qualify Deena Nicole for the title!
What was your favorite moment of the Jersey Shore Season 3 premiere? Leave a comment below.
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