All of my fiends are stars, some of them just happen to be celebrities… And for that, I feel like the luckiest guy in the world! So when you hear the scripted “KA-THUMP” of a name being dropped, know that I value every opportunity I have been given and I plan to milk the “heck” out of them until they are utterly dry…
That being said, being the most famous UNFAMOUS person I know… I feel the weight of the Valentine’s Day solution resting firmly on my slightly rounded shoulders. So what do I do when I come across uber cool goodies that don’t quite fit the formula of the gift guide I have created? Simple, I remind myself like HEE MAN – “I have the power” and I change the rules.
So even though you want your man completely and fully “at attention”, nothing says you can’t both share a beverage… Ladies this is not the time for diet drinks or bottled water! Break out the good stuff and enjoy.
I must admit when it came time to sample these faboo selections my friends all showed up ready and willing (where were ya’ all for the fitness guide when I tested the treadmill hmmm?)
In no particular order, but each only for the very particular palette:
Mount Gay Rum Extra old
Casa Noble Tequila
Four Roses Bourbon
And the story goes on…
Costasera Amarone Italian Wine
CC: Wines(you have got to visit this site it is as good as the wine tastes)
Six Grapes Reserve Port
Now I could complain about airport security, bad hotel food and long lines at the restroom between commercials at the People Choice Awards, but are you really going to feel sorry for me? And equally as important… Why should ya’. But what is simply unforgiveable is not smelling fabulicious. No matter who you are and where you are going, soap and water has run her course after about the age of five so might I recommend Hermes products – And when you are on the go, keep your cologne tucked safely away in the Shanghai Tang Atomizer.
In fact, you will end up smelling so FINE you might just have to beat off your admirers with a customized Slugger bat– (engraved of course) and call for backup using your Stone2 Headset to drown out the chants and rants of the your groupies… A bit much?
Reality check and few more “must have mentions”…
Every man needs a lil’ sugar-buzz and I personally guarantee that my buddies at Wonka Candywill take care of you! My personal favorite? Kazoozeles…What are they? Well, click on over and find out
And in these final moments together, remember a picture is worth a thousand words and thanks to Olympus camerasit is just a point and click away. But if you are more visual than that, how about something from Kodak? The Kodak HD VidCam is just like me…SMALL BUT MIGHTY and will do you proud wherever your Valentine’s Day festivities take you.
Hmmm… Did I leave anything to chance? Well just in case your man has a tendency to forget things… Like his name! Anything engraved from Things Rememberedwill help him find his way home.
And while the holiday is no time for him to catch up on his reading or practice his golf swing; it’s my playground, so I make the rules. I big shout out to the Amazon Kindleand the OGIO Golf Bagyou have nothing in common, but you keep me uber happy!
And when it’s all over, “borrow” his Elizabeth Arden Spa Collection Robe & Slippersand bask in just how uber fab you are!
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!