Natalie walks in and grabs Liam out of Viki’s arms.”It’s a nightnmare Mom………..Viki rambles on….Tess greets Jess…Natalie sobs her story out. “Liam isn’t John’s” …Jessica tries to fight psycho Tess. (Here we go again) (Maybe when Viki finds out the drunkduo slept together Niki will come for a visit too. Oh Joy) Tessica tries talking Jessica into letting her take over…
“How can Brody be the father of your baby?” Viki asks (Oh God Natalie has turned into Sami Brady before my eyes. Red nose and all) Viki consoles Sami er, I mean Natalie.
Tess eggs Jess on..(Bree is doing a masterful job but I am so over these storylines.) and Tess is baaack, scissors and all…Look out Llanview!
“I’ve lost everything” Nat says….(like she deserves sympathy) Viki gives it to her not realizing she is going to need her own shoulder to cry on soon.
John throws everyone out of Rodi’s…..Everyone but……Kelly who was in the ladies room…”If it’s any consolation I had a crappy day too” Kelly says. Kelly feels sorry for herself and drones on and on about her problems….”You think your stupid?” John asks and tells Kelly “Liam is Brody’s son”….”Why didn’t I listen to Marty” John wonders…Even after hearing John’s terrible news Kelly still drones on and on about dumbJoe…..John pours his heart out about losing two sons..(Michael is heartbreakingly wonderful)
James dreams he is in bed with Starr.Dani convinces Nate she is “ready”. James walks in and feels sorry for himself….Starr feels sorry for herself…Flashbacks….They parrot each others words (hohum) Langston plays cheerleader.(What will they do when Brittany is gone?) Nate tells James he is going to get lucky, wink wink…….Dani says “They can go to her (Todd’s)house and off they go..Now we have a new dumb to add to the growing list…dumbDani……
Christian tells Blair she is a ” cool” Mom after Blair deals with Starr’s ego problems. Blair tells Chris about Tomas the mystery man…. “Mystery Man” shows up and Blair is happy to see him”…
Brody wants to arrest Ford for breaking and entering Viki’s house. Ford tells him he knows Ryder is his baby. Brody says “No he is my baby, mine and Jessica’s”…You get the hell out of here” Brody starts to throw Ford out..”He is MY son” Ford claims. Brody throws him around..”Let me tell you what a father is” Brody tell Ford.”I was with Jessica through her whole pregnancy..I took care of her when she was on bedrest, I was with her when Ryder was born and we didn’t even know if he was gonna make it. Jessica and I survived that together. so never, never tell me I am not that boy’s father again!”……….. “This punk broke in” Brody tells Viki and he throws Ford out….. “Jessies not with you”? Viki cries.. Brody says he will go find her…Brody bonds with Liam while Natalie watches…. Meanwhile…..
Tessica in a remade wedding gown and new hairdo is walking into UltraViolet when she sees Ford. Ford says “Jessica?” Tessica says”What the hell are you looking at?” and so ends “Twisted Tuesday”……..
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