Happy Friday Boston. So what did you think about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last night? Sweet baby Jesus, that was kinda scary wasn’t it? So let’s get right to it ok…
Kyle decides to go and see her psychic and brings along her mother for company, except that her mother has passed away and what she really brought was some weird azz voodoo stuff in a box. The psychic tells her she’s having trouble with a woman and blah, blah, blah. On to the good stuff.
Camille has just found out that she is not the Mrs.Grammer that has been running in and out of Kelsey’s apartment in NYC. Say What? Oh yes, while she was in NYC Camille made a surprise visit to Kelsey’s apartment and was told by the doorman that she was not the real Mrs.Grammer, girlfriend even had to show her ID. Now, I don’t know about you but I would have show the ID to the doorman and then a right hook to the ‘real’ Mrs.Grammer, but not Camille. She was just kind of like oh well, too bad, so sad, buh bye. Medication time nurse Ratched. Dee Dee her friend/make up artist seemed more upset than Camille, probably because she now has to find a new ‘best friend’ whose husband is famous.
My idol Lisa Vanderpump decides that she’s kicking azz and taking names tonight. She gives Sexy Cedric the 37 year old mooch the boot out of Casa de Lisa and then gives Taylor a call so that they can meet for lunch. My girl Lisa can see right through Taylor’s giggle act and wants to call her out on all the BS that flows from her mouth. Loved to infinity how at dinner she gave Taylor the side eye hard when she claimed amnesia about what she said EXACTLY to Camille in NYC. Lisa is like bish please and tells her to mind her P’s and Q’s when it comes to Kim and Kyle.
Nothing is going to bother Taylor this week though, including LV because she is having the best week ever. After using every trick in the book including pulling the allergy card, she finally gets to give Snowball the heave ho. Buh bye Snowball nice knowing you we’re off to Mexico and Kennedy will never remember you existed. Oh and Russell is throwing her a birthday party, well according to Taylor his secretary probably pulled it together but kinda nice anyway right. Okaaay.
The night of the party Kyle is all flustered from the get go over Kim being late, I don’t get this because really who cares? It’s a party, relax, grab a drink. Speaking of drinks…Kim comes in and goes from 0 to drunk in about 60 seconds flat, which pizzes Kyle off even more. Russell makes some weird attempt at a speech, where he tells everyone Taylor is kinda ok and then she thanks him for the party. Yay golf claps for Russell, musta been a killer to make reservations and all that jazz. Anywho, in the middle of the party Taylor decides to talk to Kim about going Oklahoma on her in NYC and by talk I mean attack and re write history. It is at this point that it’s obvious that Taylor has been a poop stirrer who is lying through her teeth. Kim along with her friend Jack Daniels, is trying to defend herself when Kyle come in like a bat outta hell. Then all of the housewives come out of the woodwork and it’s Kim and J.D in one corner and the Taylor and Kyle in the other. Then the screeches start and the crazy starts to spill out complete with head snaps and finger points. Kim soon realizes that she’s in a confrontation and beats feet to the limo but when Kyle hears this she makes a call and gives the order that Kim ain’t goin’ anywhere.
Adrienne follows Kim to the limo where she and Martin(?) try to calm her down, when Kyle rips open the door of a moving limo like a nut job and it’s round two. Kyle gets all holier than thou on Kim, at least I’m not you and all that shizz. Even Adrienne was like hey now to Kyle when she started in on Kim. Then the screaming starts up again with Kim telling Kyle she stole her house and she’s a fake. Kyle tells Kim that Mo has been supporting her like wife #2 and then in the blink of an eye she drops gloves and Kim ducks for cover. Adrienne is bobbing and weaving in front of Kim so that Kyle can’t get her hands on her and all the while Kyle is screaming you’re a drunk. Wow….I mean really wow. How’s that for a little sisterly love Kyle? Talk about throwing Kim under the bus. Not the best PR move Kyle, not a good move at all. Housewife fan backlash usually comes after an attack…please see example Teresa Giudice, Country Club attack.
So we leave our friends from Beverly Hills with Kim crying in the limo, Lisa Cedricless, Adrienne wondering why she didn’t go kung fu panda on Kyle in the limo, Taylor being punished by still having to live with Russell and Kyle having to live with the anger and resentment that have built up inside her for years. I can’t wait for Season 2!
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs on Thursday nights at 9pm Eastern Standard time in Boston on Bravo, that’s channel 185 for all the FIOS peeps.
So what did you think, who will come off looking like the biggest villain of Beverly Hills? Let me know in the comment section below.