Welcome to part two of our epic crossover. In case you missed the announcement, we’ve paired up with glowbass.com’s Comedy Examiner to bring you the most epic ongoing debate in internet history: The ViewThunderdome, where we’ll decide– once and for all– who the biggest dumbass on The View is. Oh, sure, you probably think picking the biggest dumbass on The View would be easy: but once you start examining the “contestants”, it becomes clear that we have an onslaught of evidence to get through before we’ve crowned a winner.
In Round 2 of our own little version of American Dimwit Gladiators, Comedy Examiner Scott Wampler pulled Sherri “The Earth Might Be Flat There’s Just No Way of Knowing” Shepherd against while yours truly drew Joy Behar. After Wampler performed an EXTREMELY unsportsmanlike celebratory dance at the news, he posted this evidence of Shepherd’s perpetual idiocy:
‘The View’ Thunderdome: Sherri Shepherd really thinks the world might be flat
So,…how could anyone possibly argue that Joy Behar, a former professional educator and holder of a bona fide Masters’ degree could possibly be dumber than a woman who never caught up with Christopher Columbus?
The argument for Behar’s superior idiocy is two-pronged.
First, let’s take a look at some of the truly stupid things that she’s done.
1. Joy Behar walked off the set of her own show because she couldn’t think of a comeback in an argument with BILL O’REILLY.
Bill O’Reilly–who, over the past month, has publicly stated that he has evidence that God exists because there’s no other way to explain how the tides work or where the moon comes from–was just too much of a challenge for Behar to debate one on one, so she fled the set, leaving the sweating, smirking O’Reilly to feel like he won the argument.
That’s bad right???
See video of evidence of Joy Behar’s most humiliating moment in the lefthand column
2. The best argument Behar had against Tea Party candidate Sharron Angle was: “She’s a b*$#@ and she’s going to hell!” That’s,…Sharron Angle,…who can’t tell the difference between Latinos and Asians, and isn’t afraid to admit it.
So,…that’s KIND of dumb,…
3. Joy Behar makes really lame jokes and then has to apologize to professional prostitutes on air.
Behar drew major media attention when she delighted herself over and over again with a joke she wrote about Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel–“You ka tell she’s a hooker!” Behar screamed over and over, not seeming to understand how anyone could control their hysterics in the face of her comic genius. Behar was forced to apologize to Uchitel on air.
That one’s more lame than dumb I guess,…
4. She wrote a book called Sheetzucacapoopoo. Dumb, right?
Actually,…it was kind of cute and clever. It was about President Barack Obama as a dog in a progressive doggie day care center. Seriously.
Okay,…LOOK: Joy Behar does a lot of dumb stuff. I swear. Maybe it doesn’t SEEM like it’s “the world might be flat” dumb, but…
Christ on a bike does Sherri Shepherd REALLY THINK THAT???
Okay,…hold it together Liz,…stay in the fight,…there’s gotta be a way to prove that Joy is dumber,…
I’ve got it! Think of it this way:
Joy Behar is the dumbest co-host of The View,…not including troglodytes (of which Sherri Shepherd is one).
Oh jeez,…I give up,…
Mercy rule! Mercy rule!!!! I CONCEDE DEFEAT TO THE FLAT EARTHER!!!
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