Who would you rather fight: zombies, vampires, or werewolves? It’s an age-old debate that many have fought and died over. Well I’m here to settle the dispute once and for all. The most logical creature to meet with in mortal combat is the zombie. And let me tell you why…
Werewolves are ferocious beasts. If you think you want to fight a werewolf, first get that image ofTaylor Lautner out of your head. Werewolves (when the transform) are not just wolves. They’re more like an amalgamation of a wolf and Dolph Lundgren; and by that I mean a 7 and a half foot, 300 pound hulk that can outrun you and tear you to thin shreds with its razor sharp claws before feasting on your flabby flesh. Watch the movie Dog Soldiers and you’ll know what I’m talking about.
Sure they only morph during the full moon, but the only way to kill them is with a silver bullet. Even if you had enough money lying around to go buy a box full of silver bullets, you’d have to be a really good shot to kill such an agile creature.
Vampires are worst case scenario. You find yourself in the midst of a vampire uprising, you might as well throw up the white flag. Again, before reading any further, get that image of sparkly Edward Cullen out of your head. Vampires are not angsty pretty boys. They have super human strength, and the ability to morph into animals. But their greatest weapon is their intelligence. Unlike zombies and werewolves, who possess sub-human, or animal instincts, vampires match (and oftentimes exceed) human mental capacity. They have functioning brains. And since they’re immortal, they’ve been around for a good thousand years longer than us humans. Take the most famous vampire of all time, Dracula. Smart as they come. Strong as they come. Evil as they come.
You do not want to fight a vampire, let alone a whole horde of vampires.
Zombies are the easiest of the three to fend off. They are dumb as bricks. No intellectual capacity to speak of. Hell, they can barely perform basic motor functions. Their strength is in their numbers. But if you can keep them at bay and fight them off little by little, this is your best chance of survival.
Of course it doesn’t really matter whom you’d rather fight. Life isn’t a video game (at least I’m pretty sure). If a werewolf confronts you on the moors you can’t simply stick out your hand and say “sorry old boy, but I’d prefer a zombie.” So, the best course of action is to be prepared. Keep your silver bullets, crucifixes, wooden stakes, and blunt objects with you at all times and you should be in good shape.
Who would you rather fight?